I think he’s talking to you…

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Edward Okulicz: Nice guitars and the melody is almost sing-song lovely, but something about the combination of the song and its delivery makes the courtly seem creepy.
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Katherine St Asaph: Kelly, for all her over-tenseness, sounded like her song had a distinct person in mind. The girl behind Kip’s soporific little love song? Well, she’s pretty. Later she could be married and beautiful. Later still she could pop out a baby. That’s all the detail Kip gives, because that’s all the detail Kip has: it’s there at the start, he hasn’t even met this woman. This isn’t falling in love. This isn’t even falling in love with love. This is draping the words of love around your boner. At least Ken Hoinsky was honest about being dishonest.
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Tara Hillegeist: A word of advice from me to you: Never date a man who likes this song. His momma’s gonna fix you recipes she stole from Paula Deen.
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Patrick St. Michel: This should be an easy target, as Kip Moore’s built a song out of dusty cliches, some of which sound especially jarring in 2013 (“hey pretty girl, let’s build some dreams/and a house on a piece of land/we’ll plant some roots and some apple trees” — sounds nice!). Yet then a line like “time moves faster than you think” sneaks up on you and makes everything on “Hey Pretty Girl” sound a little sadder, especially when delivered in Kip Moore’s drowsy voice. It makes our narrator seem a little more desperate — not in an oft-putting way, but in the way we all get when we realize none of this lasts and we take inventory of what we still want.
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Brad Shoup: It may be another summer of Springsteen. I caught a glimpse of some rapturous writeup of Bruce’s Euro tour in the last Rolling Stone. There evidently exists something called Song of the Summer, and “Dancing in the Dark” may have won that thing. And here comes Kip Moore with his raspy yet delicate tribute to “I’m on Fire.” If we don’t turn the dial on this one for a couple months, can we get an Alexander O’Neal October?
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Jonathan Bradley: Moore’s self-insert Springsteen fanfic is fine enough, though nothing it does well can’t be found in “I’m On Fire.” “Hey Pretty Girl” has that song’s soft smolder but replaces the eerie undercurrents with warm complacency. Where Eric Church’s Boss tribute used memory and cultural resonance in service of bruised storytelling and Gaslight Anthem and the Hold Steady play out old moves in new scenes, “Hey Pretty Girl” is about a guy whose dreams aren’t even as detailed as the ones he hears on oldies radio. “Hey pretty girl, it feels so right,” Moore sings — so right that there’s no threat anything might ever go wrong. The lyric imagines a decades-long relationship as a montage from introduction to death with the only included scenes being the sorts for which a congratulatory greeting card would be appropriate. As an ardent Taylor Swift fan I have no problem with a narrator allowing fantasy to careen off into heteronormative excess, but doing so relies on an imagination strong enough to populate social convention with authentic humanity.
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Alfred Soto: The guitars shimmer like pretty girls while gravely-voiced Moore promises to plant apple trees and build dreams. Sincerity’s all he’s got. We weren’t supposed to believe the Bud-sozzled seducer of “Somethin’ ‘Bout a Truck,” eh?
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Anthony Easton: This is exactly what is right, and exactly what is wrong, about country right now, especially country written by men. What is wrong: It is terribly sentimental. It meanders. There are laughable cliches (love in the air, life’s a long and winding road.) By calling the woman in question “pretty girl” she becomes an icon of femininity, once again not an agent with her own autonomy, with all the heteronormative stuff. The mother becomes the daughter. What is right: Moore’s smooth baritone works better for domesticity then it does for work like “Beer Money.” I love how he sings “mama.” He becomes a master of concise detail (“we’ll plant some roots and some apple trees.”). It has an earnest sheen, and he seems genuine — and in the words of George Kaufman–when you learn how to fake that, you can fake anything. The end of it, as he dies, is one of the most affecting details in country; the modesty of being thankful for the gift is something that seems both obligatory and unique to the genre. By the math, and by working on being slight and slowly objective, it’s a solid 5, but I like it more than that — and it gives me hope, which must mean something more than that.
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