Lip Service – Yum Yum Yum

MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW

Pentatonix – Run to You

Note: Oscar the Grouch does not contribute.

Tegan and Sara ft. The Lonely Island – Everything is Awesome!!!

Look At This String!!

Rascal Flatts – Rewind

In which we discuss the merits of time travel.

Kelleigh Bannen – Famous

In which we question the possibility of achieving fame via Top 40 production.

The Fray – Love Don’t Die

In which we beg to differ.

Polly Scattergood – Subsequently Lost

Sad British singer-songwriter goes synthpop, remains sad…

Lena Fayre – Love Burning Alive

She’s also got a song called “Jukebox Love,” so no hard feelings…

Cash Cash ft. Bebe Rexha – Take Me Home

Not a cover of a Spice Girls B-side

Nicki Minaj – Lookin’ Ass Nigga

“Super Bass” peaked in 2011. “Roman’s Lazarus-like Resurrection” will peak one higher in 2018…