Duke Dumont ft. Jax Jones – I Got U

No. 1 UK dance hit on which Jax Jones doesn’t sing. And on which Whitney Houston doesn’t posthumously sing. It’s complicated…

Julio Bashmore ft. Jessie Ware – Peppermint

But first, let’s stop in with Jessie Ware and her producer…

Trey Songz – Nana

It’s “Taking An Old Hook And Reimagining It For 2014” Day! First, a guy who now gets to be in the same sentence as Bridgit Mendler

K Camp ft. Kwony Cash – Money Baby

The return of an old featured favorite

Cole Swindell – Chillin’ It

…Connor Smallnut?…

Nick Cannon – Looking for a Dream

This would be a real valuable current event pageclick opportunity if only we had ads…

Shakira – Empire

Another ballad? Oh wait. We like this one…

Lykke Li – Love Me Like I’m Not Made of Stone

The ballads go on. Does our patience?

Christina Perri – Human

It’s ballad Monday! Please try to contain your excitement.

Foxes – Let Go for Tonight

Our reviews fulfill the title prophecy.