Also known as a waterpipe, narghile, arghila, qalyān, or shisha, for any rappers looking for remix ideas…

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Patrick St. Michel: I have smoked hookah three times total in my life. Each time, the night ended with me deeply embarrassed, because I am a hyper weakling when it comes to smoking anything, and I was coughing hysterically just sitting next to the stupid thing. Just hearing these guys repeat the titular item over and over again makes me shiver over the past. But Young Thug sounds like his voice is about to give out at any second, his throat packed with clouds, doing all he can to not give out. He’s the best part of this song. Tyga, meanwhile, is just eyeroll after eyeroll, — “we test a little sex practice,” dude just say you guys fucked — and weirdly makes me not cringe as much as I should through this.
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Daniel Montesinos-Donaghy: You’re not here for Tyga. Nobody’s here for Tyga, and nobody ever is. He is remarkably gifted at clinging to various artists and piggy-backing off them, bypassing the concept of co-signs or getting put on: he simply arrived and never let go. And now he can’t let go of Young Thug, a young Atlantan who sounds like a grizzled bluesman one moment, a village cryer the next and a Dali clock the moment after that. I’ve not been able to recite one of his verses, but that’s because emulating his barks is like trying to sing along to a Mike Patton record. He’s an original. Tyga is living a lifestyle separate to the worlds he inhabits, from Decaydance Records to the video version of “The Motto” to DJ Mustard’s first national hit. He’s there, but he never inhabits a space. Amazing: the first gossamer rapper.
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Jonathan Bradley: Tyga’s more than capable of putting together a better song than he is a rapper, but this is no “Rack City” — Young Thug delivers an entire aesthetic along with his presence. The music box beat twinkles well enough, but it’s the guest star’s unconstructed vocals that are the true star, as if the hookah smoke is dismantling speech itself.
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Alfred Soto: Talking loud and mush mouthed over Fisher-Price synth hooks sells the title concept, I must say.
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Crystal Leww: Young Thug continues to whir, slur, whoop, and squawk his way through rap songs in a dizzingly captivating way. Here on “Hookah”, he displays the essence of a real chill bro who wants to have a good time without any of the negative parts that will come back to bite. His command to “pass me the hookah” is so high that the “s” doesn’t exist, and it comes across as so friendly and well-intentioned rather than demanding. There are few people who have such a strong yet unique voice, and it shows as soon as Tyga comes in. Tyga tries to skirt over this beat in a similar way as Young Thug, slurring his way through his verses, but it doesn’t work. His vibe is too aggressive, caring waay too much. Everyone of his signature “hahh!”s is demanding and boastful. “Hookah” gets away from a smoke-filled room full of chill vibes and into the aggressive VIP section full of cocaine as soon as Tyga comes through.
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Brad Shoup: Young Thug’s just three years younger than Tyga, but Tyga sounds 10 years older: discovering pretension, working that B.o.B flow. (Plus he’s still talking about the Olsens.) Young Thug’s squishy croak is such that he can ask for the hookah ten times in a row and I could listen to another twenty. I don’t want to go American Routes on you, because Young Thug as he stands could never clear the respectability bar, but there’s something ancient and fresh in the way his sings, the way he’s making fun without having tested it first.
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