Ending with a video in which our protagonist is definitely not one of the guys…

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Iain Mew: The centrepiece of I Never Learn, it’s the song where the force of Lykke Li’s vocals get the best counterweight, a tense rattle for her to wind around and snap free from. Even when the meaning gets murky, that dynamic is as enjoyable as its parts.
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Rebecca A. Gowns: In the first verse, it sounds like Lykke Li is channeling a Goth chanteuse like Siouxsie Sioux. This is not quite right, for as the chorus explodes, the true spirit comes charging in with the beat: pure Pat Benatar, pushing forward with aggression and rainbow colors. The lyrics are dramatic, bordering on maudlin, but they’re delivered with a clear-eyed sincerity. The song explodes with sound, but through it all, Lykke Li remains the calm eye of the storm; this is not a performance of emotional pain, but a meditation on it.
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Anthony Easton: Li manages to work the vocals fairly close to the avant, but her pop instincts are pure sparkle. It doesn’t try too hard, but just rides that ineffable middle.
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Megan Harrington: The draggy intro, delivered in Sia double time (all slur, no hard consonants), is a fair price to pay for the glorious Martika chorus. I almost feel weird that I’m so psyched up by what is theoretically a sad song, but, no, let me go get my drum pads. I want to play along.
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Alfred Soto: A Shangri-Las ethos given Jesus & Mary Chain production and a singer with the wracked intensity of Kristin Hersh. The album’s best song.
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Brad Shoup: I don’t think anything would have been lost by stringing the massive rock strut over more territory, but I’m not Li. I do think it might have helped lift a raft of death-imagery, but then again, she’s so clearly thrilled with it. There’s a spot of two where her multi-tracking actually yields harmonies, and that provides its own kind of propulsion, however brief. Definitely a wonder for the chorus.
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Katherine St Asaph: One of the subtler, yet more pernicious, manifestations of sexism in music is how when women are involved, the discussion shifts away from craft or legacy or importance toward gossipy and/or personal chatter, which usually just means dating. This takes many forms: Billboard recruiting 10 female music critics only to ask them whether they’d give Robin Thicke a pity fuck, or the litany of “so do you write from the heart?” questions in interviews (if it isn’t “so how’s your love life?”), or how I Never Learn, when it’s praised, is praised in terms of being a “perfect breakup album.” Not only is this not really a critical stance, it’s inherently unfalsifiable. Sure, I didn’t really care for the album. I also haven’t been dumped lately — being so serious and haggard and isolated at such a young age results, at least, in that. But I’d like to think my critical stance is independent of my relationship status — that stance being that Li tries to have it both ways: dreary arty sadpiece, first collaboration with Greg Kurstin. On the album “Gunshot” is a welcome burst of energy, but in isolation it ends up illustrating the problem anyway: verses like ABBA’s “SOS,” chorus like Sia’s “Chandelier,” each undermining the other, neither as good as the comparison.
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Abby Waysdorf: It’s fine, you know? Another in the “slow echoing beats and dreamy/high singing” that will be the way the 2010s are remembered in future nostalgia. I’m not sure if it’s all that standout of a version of the sound, but it’s catchy enough, and the Pretenders-esque guitars that come in on the chorus are interesting. I won’t mind hearing more of it, but I probably won’t seek it out, either.
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