Slayyyter ft. Ayesha Erotica – BFF

Next up, Drew offers us friendship in the form of this song. We say: “it’s complicated”…

HOLYCHILD – Hundred Thousand Hearts

And, via Scott, our annual LOCUS OF CONTROVERSY…

fromis_9 – Love Bomb

Eugene asks us to consider these Idol School alums…

Cheryl – Love Made Me Do It

Love: suggestions about on par with country music

Clean Bandit ft. Marina & Luis Fonsi – Baby

Brits go Latin for appropriative bop.

Shawn Mendes & Zedd – Lost in Japan (Remix)

Google Maps works in Japan, you guys.

Olly Murs ft. Snoop Dogg – Moves

blah blah Ed Sheeran blah blah twit blah blah he did a good single once I think right blah blah

Ariana Grande – Thank U, Next

How about that ever-elusive five spots on the sidebar?

Cardi B – Money

In which it turns out that it IS all about the cha-ching cha-ching, ba-bling ba-bling…

Carly Rae Jepsen – Party For One

She’s back! But will it be Carly Slay Jepsen, or Carly Rae Flopson?