He’s from Georgia, don’t you know?

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Alfred Soto: The rote chord progression reflect Aldean’s ambivalent relation to his wheat-filled terrain and flatbed cowboys; he’s not sure whether they’re worth eulogizing and the song ain’t good enough to sell the ambivalence on its own. Part of the problem is Aldean himself: he sounds mealy-mouthed and tentative. Toby Keith would have known exactly what was needed, not to mention Brad Paisley and Miranda Lambert on the other side.
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Iain Mew: I’m not from New York or Los Angeles, but as a matter of fact I have been through Indiana. It was boring, too hot and I couldn’t get a decent vegetarian meal anywhere! That’s a dickish response, I know. I don’t genuinely think that I can dismiss somewhere on such little experience, but it’s the response that the song leads me to from its own trading in black and white certainties. It makes a surface show of being a persuasive piece but it doesn’t actually make any real attempts to reach out. If it did, it wouldn’t be so presumptuous about the ignorance of the people it’s addressed to, and would trade in something more than the unexpanded idea that glimpses of fields and meeting a country girl will change your life. The planes/plains pun and the bloated guitar bits both grate too, though I may have been predisposed against it by that point.
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Jonathan Bogart: I’m so torn. On the one hand, I’m a resident — if not a very enthusiastic one — of one of those flyover states, and I do experience murderous rage when I read people dismissing the middle of the country, no matter how much they protest that they’re joking. On the other hand, well, I’m in the middle of trying to move out to a coast, to a city with media and culture and infrastructure. I do want to leave it all behind. But it’s like family: I can talk shit about Arizona all day, but you? You shut your goddamn mouth.
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Katherine St Asaph: Kristeen Young has one track, “Under a Landlocked Moon,” about this near-exact premise: “Kansas City’s where the problem is, right? / But you don’t even know what state it’s in! Right?” There are two differences between that great song and this mediocre one, neither having jack to do with genre or politics. One, I grew up in a flyover state — well, drive-through, but still — and its population probably contains more of Young’s rebels than Aldean’s stock characters like badass train engineers, throwback cowboys or girls from Amarillo whose personalities consist entirely of being hot and channeling God like scenery in the chorus. Two: Young’s song seethes and snaps where this keens and plods, and Jason’s voice is one round of processing away from Adam Levine.
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Edward Okulicz: I don’t know what this song is about, or trying to do. Is it a sincere defense of the merits of fly-over country and those that live it and love it, or is it sarcastic and cynical? Is Aldean singing characters, or just using them as a fig-leaf for his own prejudices? Is the song nothing but an excuse to celebrate how damned euphonious U.S. place names are when sung just right (whole genres have been built on less, after all)? Is the mish-mash of ideas — big pastoral anthem meets enormo-ballad for a film meets unstoppable country-pop crossver, I mean you could tell me the guitar bit in the middle is off a Taylor Swift B-side and I’d believe you — the makings of a curate’s egg or a potluck of a pop song where everyone comes away with something? Since I don’t know, all I can do is applaud its gross (in more than one sense of the word) populism and determination to either please or troll everyone in existence, even if I can’t fully appreciate it. He’s got a great voice, though, and all but the last part of the song (“take a riiiiiide,” that bit just doesn’t work) has something going for it. It need not mean anything as long as it sounds nice.
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Brad Shoup: Dolly Parton standing in front of the Gateway Arch: “People think life in the flyover states is a lot of work. But it’s really one big vacation.” Dierks Bentley’s scalp peeking above a shit-ton of corn: “We’re tops in our field!” Matt Holliday pulling a child out of a well: “We really know how to get down.” Lee Ann Womack laying a coyote snare: “There are some real animals out here.” Nelly wrapping tarps over hay bales: “You know how we roll.” Willie Nelson driving a semi, popping greenies in a desperate effort to stay awake: “We love the nightlife!” Ron White fleeing a meth lab on a tip from his uncle: “We’re always cranking it up!” The Westboro Baptist church picketing the Kansas City Royals rebuilding a park playground: “You’ll always find a welcoming committee.” Jason Aldean putting a foreclosure sign on a sixth-generation farmhouse: “We’re always shutting it down. So check out the flyover states. We desperately need the revenue.”
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