The Singles Jukebox

Pop, to two decimal places.

Doechii – Nissan Altima

Accelerating right to the top of our charts…

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Ian Mathers: I hadn’t forgotten “What It Is,” but this one hits like Doechii wants me to. Two minutes (and it feels like it’s that long because the job is done, not for some algorithm), high intensity, great delivery, and I think even a better chorus. Definitely the only earworm I’ve heard in a while prominently featuring the phrase “face fuck.”
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Alfred Soto: With Rapsody and Noname releasing excellent work in the last two years, we’re living in a fecund time for female-identifying singer-rappers. “Nissan Altima” proves she can do the slither-tongued swagger as well as anyone. “I’m the trap Grace Jones,” she admits after a trip to Spain results in tsunami-ing someone’s vagina.
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Mark Sinker: It’s like you can’t say “cunnilingus dalai lama” without me handing myself over to a Doechii YouTube deep-dive for hours on end, happy as a dim little lamb in some Cenobite Hellraiser dimension. Sometimes she’s even gentle and charming, like the director dropping out of character to explain the logic of a move. Not here though — and anyway those are never the best bits, though they are the most reassuring. The best is when her mind is flashing at frightening speed and the words and voicings and just grunts are breaking open into unexpected hidden corridors, running at angles behind the walls to energies you didn’t quite want to imagine, maybe. 
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Katherine St. Asaph: It took me several (exuberant) listens to figure out what this reminds me of: the sparkly instrumentals and kinetic charismatic presence of early Azealia Banks, except better because to my knowledge Doechii is not a rampaging drama-seeking TERF.
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Al Varela: You know, we’ve had such a rough streak of terrible fast raps from Eminem and Eminem wannabes lately that it’s easy to forget how fun fast raps can be when it’s done well. Doechii immediately jumps in with this roller-coaster flow in the first verse after the chorus that’s so infectious that if the song was just that verse and two choruses I would have been satisfied. But the second verse is just as good! Doechii is such a firespitter and some of her pop concessions make me forget that sometimes. Glad to have a song where she truly proves herself and reminds us she can and will take over the rap game when the time is right.
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Jel Bugle: A short rap song, not too bad. I liked the brief acapella bits, and change of speed. 
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Will Adams: Initially the brief run-time felt unsatisfactory. But when you pack as many scorching lines (and line deliveries) as Doechii does in “Nissan Altima”‘s 120 seconds, who cares?
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Taylor Alatorre: Even when listened to with intent, the refrain registers not as individual words but as a percussive barrage of obscenity, which is more or less how Doechii wants it. It can still be diagrammed if you’re into that, but its purpose is to soften you up for the more stylish and surgically targeted body blows to follow. She’s unsparing yet economical with her flows, always giving the impression that there’s more to her than what she’s choosing to reveal at the moment. She uses the breaks in the instrumental to fool you into thinking a beat switch is coming — it never does — but when it starts up again the beat feels slightly fresher than it did a few seconds ago. “Give us nothing,” but unironically.
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Nortey Dowuona: All rise and put your sticks up for the motherfucking Princess and that short ass second verse.
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