The Singles Jukebox

Quadruple threat, I’ve got it all…

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[5.71]

Alfred Soto: Their voices similar enough that one sounds as if she’s harmonizing with herself, GloRILLA and Sexyy deliver solid boasting with the essential sharpness blunted. Somebody wants a chart crossover. Maybe both.
[7]

Leah Isobel: I prefer Sexyy Redd’s more anarchic tendencies over her relatively toned-down approach here; either she’s moderating herself, or the song is so seamlessly professional that it mostly swallows the absurdity she usually provides. Still, she balances GloRilla’s buttoned-up charisma well, and brings a welcome hint of surface-level chaos to a song that seems otherwise intent on keeping its messiness subtextual.
[4]

Nortey Dowuona: Any flip of “Wipe Me Down” gets a [5] by default. Unfortunately Glo is not adding anything to this, and Sexyy is completely ignorable. Ace Charisma and Lil Ronnie prove that one name is the gospel truth and the other is a lie. Jeremy Allen is that underground legend with the check tho.
[5]

Katherine St. Asaph: The talent gulf between GloRilla and Sexyy Red is so enormous that I don’t know why you’d listen to this and not other Glo.
[4]

Jel Bugle: Could find myself singing “hair, face, ass, titties” at the most inopportune moment — it’s the new “head, shoulders, knees and toes”!
[7]

TA Inskeep: “It’s givin’ hair, face, ass, titties” needs to become the new “my neck, my back, my pussy and my crack.” 
[6]

Ian Mathers: Spent part of Tuesday night chanting “HURR. FACE. AYSS. TIDDIES.” to myself like a thought-terminating mantra to avoid looking at political news from the States.
[7]