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Aaron Bergstrom: I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by free two-day shipping. So many who should know better take the easy way out, effortlessly flipping the maxim of No Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism from a rallying cry (“ignore cheap platitudes designed to sow complacency, we need to dismantle the entire oppressive system”) to an all-purpose excuse (“just buy whatever you want, all companies are evil, change is impossible, lol nothing matters”). On “All My Exes Live In Vortexes,” Rosie Tucker chooses a different path, cracking jokes about bottles of piss without ever letting you take your eyes off the fact that you are complicit in all of this, and so are they, and that merely hoping for a better world changes nothing. We are all willing participants in large-scale dehumanization and environmental degradation, and yet we are still going to die and be forgotten without ever taming our insatiable desire for more. We are going to die and be forgotten without even figuring out the secret to clear skin. Tucker has been asking what modern protest music looks like, and here’s your answer: You can protest your own actions within the context of an absurd yet all-conquering system that survives by metabolizing dissent and doesn’t even deliver on its most minimal promises. But you can also make it funny.
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Dorian Sinclair: There’s a (sometimes true) stereotype that political art — polemical art — is too earnest to be entertaining. But Utopia Now! is a funny album, and “All My Exes Live in Vortexes” is a funny song. This is sharp, punky, catchy as hell, and reminds me of nothing so much as the basement shows I went to in my university dropout years, hanging with the local anarchists in my midsize college town.
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Alfred Soto: Singers who want everything all at once attract me without hesitation. With their harsh guitar and a well-deployed shriek, both telling me they mean their business, Rosie Tucker takes no shit from former lovers who feel as capaciously.
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Nortey Dowuona: Genna Projanksy plays lowkey throughout this song. She stays parallel to the guitar, receding into the mix as Tucker and producer Wolfy lick away and Becht nimbly spins between prechorus to chorus. But as you listen more and more, you notice certain specific touches. First, the bassline that glues the melody and rhythm together, allowing the guitar to rise a bit higher and begin shredding certain riffs that are pushed to the sides of the mix to add texture. Second, the chugging rhythm of the bass that powers the prechorus forward, feeling heavy and rough each time. Finally, the swirling line played during the breakdown and postchorus, remaining stolid and completing the mix each time. It’s so subtle and careful that you might never notice it unless you’re paying attention.
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Taylor Alatorre: The too-uniform loudness is a good mirror of the way the song stealthily toggles between interpersonal and broader societal concerns, placing them on equal planes of importance — a tendency that’s offensive to some but common to most. Likewise, the constricted vocal melody is made to express powerlessness in the face of entrenched currents, and maybe also the circular futility of assuming that the desire for “everything all at once” is an incurable mind-poison. The guitar at certain points sounds like it wants to break loose from these pop-leaning confines and join a post-hardcore freakout, and vice versa for the chorus, both of which are very Built to Spill-coded things. All in all, the third-best song title on Utopia Now!.
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Katherine St. Asaph: Great tune, kind of like an earnest teenage pop-punk Liz Phair; phenomenal title. But the lyrics need about five more drafts; in trying to address everything all at once they end up muddled and mired in not much at all.
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Jacob Sujin Kuppermann: I’m a real sucker for a good opening line, and “I hope no one had to piss in a bottle at work to get me the thing I ordered on the internet” is an all-timer. Fortunately, Rosie Tucker is on a three-album run of perfect lines, and “All My Exes Live in Vortexes” compounds hook upon hook to the point of overwhelm. It’s power pop at its most meticulous, an exercise in building a song like a miniature. They released an album of Tiny Songs last year, and this feels like a very large tiny song, densely packed with details like they have no time to spare.
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Dave Moore: I absolutely love how Rosie Tucker’s words fold in on each other, like little wind-up toys occasionally colliding, and also how their worlds fold in on each other, fretting about climate change and garbage patches and Amazon exploitation bumping into romantic disappointment, a cosmic gumbo of catastrophe and catastrophizing. The song it reminds me of the most is “Birdhouse in Your Soul” by They Might Be Giants: Tucker a Linnell for the Tumultuous ’20s, maybe Roaring but not in the way you’d prefer. In the former you listen and think, after a good long while: “aha! a (spoiler alert) nightlight!” On this one, you listen to it and think, after a good long while: “aha! (gestures at everything)!” (Linnell wrote a great song about everything, too, but stuck it on a children’s album.) I like the song doesn’t state outright but recalls in its anxious somersaults what we call in my household the “chocolate cake” — that one mega-obvious and extremely mundane causal activator of your immediate anxiety, despite the fact that sure, maybe the world really is coming apart. In my case it was the literal piece of chocolate cake I’d eaten that sent my blood sugar and anxiety spiraling up together. So maybe today it’s more ex than vortex?
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Isabel Cole: There’s finding something relatable, and there’s hearing or reading or watching something and thinking, Man, I would love to shoot the shit with the person who made that. I’m not sure anything resonated in that particular way with me this year more than Rosie Tucker’s UTOPIA NOW!, and “All My Exes Live In Vortexes” illuminates why. It’s an introspective song by a person interested in the world and haunted, as so many of us are, by some of our more dystopian recurring headlines — Amazon worker exploitation, garbage patches at sea — but also at least passingly aware of topics like research into the distortion of memory over time. Tucker weaves in these details in a way that suggests that if we’re being honest with ourselves, there’s no real separation between the self and the context we occupy. The political is personal, which is burden and blessing alike. The world keeps going while you’re trying to freeze time squeezing your pores in the bathroom (trust me, I would know). You can say that’s exhausting, which it is, but you can also remember that it means there’s always something bigger than yourself to believe in and belong to. That’s where Tucker winds up, turning the idea of wanting everything all at once from an accusation to a rallying cry. It’s not hope, exactly, but it is the surest antidote I have yet found to despair.
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