Kip Moore – More Girls Like You

Hooray another one of these!

N.E.R.D. ft. Rihanna – Lemon

NEW N.E.R.D. AND RIHANNA!!! …oh.

Joji – Will He

Please break up with all significant others who put arrows through your head, no matter how chill they are.

Kalash ft. Damso – Mwaka Moon

Dreamy French rap! About a dick! (And also, mostly, other things).

Helene Fischer – Achterbahn

Why yes, I would like some Europop with many many “sh” sounds, thanks.

Seyi Shay ft. Eugy & Efosa – Your Matter

That must be some matter if someone’s willing to die for it.

MGMT – Little Dark Age

Time to pretend that this band aren’t kind of annoying, eh eh eh?

Tune-Yards – Look at Your Hands

Not a George Michael cover.

Liam Payne – Bedroom Floor

Your daily glimpse of hell, via headline: “Liam Payne and Charlie Puth Had a ‘Falsetto-Off’ During the Making of ‘Bedroom Floor'”.

Krept & Konan ft. Stormzy – Ask Flipz

Ugh I sent him an e-mail but his out of office is on…