All Saints – After All

After “All” comes… Saints. I mean, duh…

Zedd & Elley Duhé – Happy Now

Could you look me in the eye…

Shaun – Way Back Home

Sorry, Shaun, you did not score better than The 1975 today. But look on the bright side, you didn’t get any [0]s…

The 1975 – Love It If We Made It

Get out your popcorn, it’s time for another controversial One Nine Seven Five single…

Alice Merton – Lash Out

Other potential shampoo taglines: “No More Tears Left to Cry,” “Shampoo’d Up,” “Delicate”…

Carly Pearce – Hide the Wine

And no one speculated on just which records she’s hiding…

Jason Mraz – Have It All

Sadly, Jason only received 37.5% of it all…

Blood Orange – Charcoal Baby

Another return for the man best forgotten as having once been part of Test Icicles.

Billie Eilish – You Should See Me in a Crown

And Billie should see your editor in a tiara.

YG ft. 2 Chainz, Big Sean & Nicki Minaj – Big Bank

Still waiting for that posse cut that shouts out for credit unions.