Dermot O’Leary: Gooooooorevenin’ ladies gennulmun, and welcome to THE SINGLES JUKEBOX END-OF-YEAR BEST-OFF 2009! *CROWD CHEERS WILDLY* Yes and it’s a very, very important show here tonight, as it’s The Last. Of. The Group. Stages. Yes, five songs will be going in tonight, but only two will make it through to the second round of [...]
John Madden Football ’92: Good evening sports fans, I’m popular American sports commentator JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL ’92! IT’S IN THE GAME! I’m here to redress the balance of framing in this tournament away from those pansy-assed Euro-donkey commentators that THE GREAT FANS OF THIS The Singles Jukebox End-of-Year Best-Off 2009 have been forced to endure [...]
Manish Bhasin: At the start of the day this looked like being one of the most exciting events in The Singles Jukebox End-of-Year Best-Off 2009 so far, and we’ll be bringing you the best of the action from this sixth group stage, which saw five songs competing for just two second round places. With me [...]
So then, Group 5 of the first round of The Singles Jukebox End-of-Year Best-Off 2009 – stupidly long title, if you ask me, but that’s just my opinion…
Yes, good afternoon, and isn’t a lovely day? The sun is out, the birds chirruping in the trees…
Thank you, and hello there…
Evening. A great night of action in prospect here…
Hello, and welcome to the first group stage of the 2009 Singles Jukebox Year-End Best-Off…
Good afternoon, and hello…
And so TUNES RECOVERY PROJECT comes to a close. Tune in on Monday, when our year-end shenanigans (and oh my, are they ever shenaniganny) begin…